Daily Prompt: Land of Confusion

Tell us about a time when you felt out of place.

 The door opened, there she stood, naked. “Come in,” she said, “Don’t stand there like a lemon!”

“But I came for the money,” I said, holding tight on the gun.

“Oh, but of course, I did not expect anything else…”

“Well, maybe not,” I thought, walking into the room.

Then all hell broke lose. Someone open fire with what sounded like an AK47.

By then I had reversed to my native shape. I blasted everyone with a swift laser swipe, girl, thugs and all. I collected the loot and set fire to the den.

It will teach me to appear human in front of gangsters…